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lyrics
Here’s a little story
It’s a Christmas jingle
It aint about no elves or reindeer
It’s about Christina Cringle
Well I’m sure you wouldn’t know her
She’s from out of town
We were at the office party when
Santa brought her around
She’s a plump, blond hottie
She looks a little jolly
With sweet blue eyes
And lips so pouty, yeah
She was knocking back the eggnog
Near the Christmas tree
She had a twinkle in her eye
That I knew was meant for me
She twirled across the dance floor
She fell in my lap
Everybody saw it
Santa take her back!
Chorus:
Keep your paws off me Sis Claus
I don’t wanna give Santa pause
I’ve been good all year
And now you’re here
Tempting me with all my flaws
Keep your paws off me Sis Claus
Keep your paws off me Sis Claus
Don’t want Santa to see
Cuz’ he’ll be mad at me
And I’ll be going through Christmas withdrawals
My judgment failed
Her sweet voice made me blind
The way she ate that candy cane
I almost lost my mind
Sang some Christmas carols
Giggled and danced
Coal in my stocking didn’t seem so bad
When Santa came and took her hand
Chorus:
Keep your paws off me Sis Claus
I don’t wanna give Santa pause
I’ve been good all year
And now you’re here
Tempting me with all my flaws
Keep your paws off me Sis Claus
Keep your paws off me Sis Claus
Don’t want Santa to see
Cuz’ he’ll be mad at me
And I’ll be going through Christmas withdrawals
[Guitar solo]
In the blink of an eye they were gone
Is Christmas cheer such a sin?
There might not be, presents under the tree
But I’d do it all again
[Break]
Santa put his finger on the side of his nose
Sis had a wicked grin
She blew a kiss from her fingertips
It’s a shame we can’t be friends
Break Chorus:
Keep your paws off me Sis Claus
I don’t wanna give the big man pause
Cuz’ when you’re near
There’s Christmas cheer
Tempting me to break the laws
Put your paws on me Sis Claus
Put your paws on me Sis Claus
I hope Santa can see
What you’re doing to me
And forgive me of all my flaws
Yea
Put your paws on me Sis Claus
Put your paws on me Sis Claus
If Santa could see
What you’re doing to me
He’d forgive me of all my flaws
Put your paws on me Sis Claus
I don’t want to give the big man pause
Cuz’ when you’re near
You spread Christmas cheer
Tempting me to break the laws
Baby when you’re near
You spread Christmas cheer
Tempting me to break the laws
Baby when you’re near
You spread Christmas cheer
Tempting me to break the laws
credits
released December 4, 2014
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